| Wednesday, March 23, 2005 |
| That Is Not My Beer |
There's a place in Lauren's baby album that says, "Place photo of mommy pregnant here." I know it's all in fun, but don't these publishers realize that there are rarely "photos of mommy pregnant" that weren't shredded in a fury of self-awareness? Early on in my pregnancy, I thought I was doing great because I hadn't gained a whole deal of weight by my fourth or fifth month. Overnight my 25 pounds turned into 50 pounds faster than you can say all-you-can-eat buffet. It was incredible.
Well, this is probably the only picture I don't abhor of me during my pregnancy. Lauren, this is your picture of mommy while she was pregnant. By the way, I'm the pregnant hunchback in red on the left. My friend, Kris (in blue on right), was also pregnant when we attended Natalie's wedding last May. That's her husband Steven and adorable daughter, Emily. Next to me is Annie, then one of Nat's Chicagoland friends, and then the famously ever-single Carol. Hey, all of you single, handsome, intelligent, non-stalker men out there, email me for further info. (Okay Carol, you can't say I never tried to get you the hook-up.) |
| posted by ieatcrayonz @ 3/23/2005 |
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