I think it's great that this Santa has a natural beard and everything, but do you think he could have neglected his Hell's Angels Biker Gang for one day to wash or dye his beard to a lesser shade of yellow? Everyone who sees this picture is distracted by him and says "Ugh, Santa is scary."

This is has to be the best display of faked misery. It was 100 degrees in the bank that day. I had to take Lauren's clothes off until the picture was taken because she was frying under that cheap velvet suit.

I'd do it all over again though. She'll appreciate this photo when she's older. "Mom, why wasn't I screaming and clawing to get away? Santa is scary."