| Saturday, August 06, 2005 |
| One of These Things is Not Like the Other |
Today I realized what makes Mommy bloggers different from, well, Mommies that don't blog. I was watching Lauren while checking my Bloglines when she scuttled out of the room. We normally try to keep all of the doors closed in the house so she doesn't engage in the wonders of power tools and sniffing glue at such a young age.
Lauren took a right hand turn towards the wide open master bedroom door because she could no longer contain the curiosity in her soul. I knew that the excitement of unfolded laundry and dust bunnies under the bed were no match for my Mommy trucker arms, so I let her explore. Then it got quiet, which, as we all know, is a BAD sign. She's either tried to flush herself down the toilet or one of those particularly large dust bunnies decided to eat her. So I hopped up and went on a rescue mission.
She was sitting by the toilet...with the toilet brush in her hand...and a look on her face like she was seriously thinking about finding out if the toilet brush tasted like chocolate chip ice cream.
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So this is the difference between blogging Mommies and all the other women out there that just raise kids.
Other Moms say: "Baby, NO! Please don't stick the toilet brush in your mouth, it's icky! as Mommy tries to wrestle the offending snack from little Johnny.
Blogging Moms say: Nothing. Baby gets five seconds closer to plunging that brush into the pie hole while Mommy dashes around the house looking for the digital camera.
And no, I didn't get the shot. Shame on me.
But I do have a lovely video for your viewing pleasure. If you're wondering, "Finding Nemo" is playing in the background and they've just met the sharks. Dunt, dunt, dun.
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| posted by ieatcrayonz @ 8/06/2005 |
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