| Tuesday, September 20, 2005 |
| doctor in the house |
Granny Grin was the only one brave enough
to touch the child post-cake annihilation.
Remember those phone calls and after work updates my mom gave me while caring for Lauren? One day I came home and Granny Grin was as giddy as could be.
Granny Grin: "Lauren has a new trick! We'll show you."
She sat Lauren on the floor and put a toy in one hand and a Cheerio in the other. I give you exhibit A.
I'd hate to see that extraction tool.
My daughter puts her food in her toy's butts. Granny Grin was so excited to show me the new skillz that I think she was disappointed by the look on my face that could probably only be described as shock and pure horror.
GG: "But crayonz, did you notice what she did? She put the proverbial round peg in the round hole."
Mama Yonz: "Indeed she did. Genius! I'm just a little concerned because I think that only licensed medical specialists are legally allowed to perform that procedure."
Do they look like the suing type?
After the initial shock wore off, the optimist in me found its voice again. I think my daughter has found her calling as a proctologist. That's not so bad. I'm just not quite prepared to tell my friends that my daughter chose a career looking at dysfunctional assholes. Of course, I think the same could be said for many jobs found in the corporate and teaching worlds. This one just pays better.
My daughter puts her food in her toy's butts, pries it out and then eats it. I know you wish you were me. |
| posted by ieatcrayonz @ 9/20/2005 |
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