| Thursday, October 13, 2005 |
| fight club |
Hey y'all, Lauren here. Just wanted to share a few pictures from daycare today. Mom had a bad day because her wrists are really hurting her. She said it had to do with a carpet funnel, but I don't know much about those kinds of things. Is that like my sippy cup, because I sure do funnel a lot of stuff onto the carpet with it!
Anyhow, my home daycare lady (HDL) really made mom's day by emailing her some pictures from my latest endeavor. Mary P. would be proud.
It's official, I am an AR-TEEST!
I'm also an actress. I just finished my latest short film, "Attack of the Fingerpainting Vampire Babies." It's really good, the producer said something about it going straight to DVD. I love DVDs!
Um, what's a DVD? Moving on...
Faces have been concealed to protect the identities of the innocent. I look real innocent, don't I?
Just check out how skillful I am in holding the toothbrush. See, the butt is in the paint and the bristles are almost in my mouth. Magnific!
My daddy got to see the pictures, too. He told my mom that it looked like I got into another push-down, drag-out over the Flintstone car again.
Daddy, I already told you, I am an Ar-TEEST! It takes years to master the talent I have in my little pinky. Okay, so I'm working on crafting my painting skills, but just look at the way I have perfected my artist scowl and crazy hair-do.
Look out people, I'm on my way to the big time! Fish sticks and grape juice for everyone...oh, and a peach crayon for mom! |
| posted by ieatcrayonz @ 10/13/2005 |
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