| Thursday, April 28, 2005 |
| If I Were a Rich (Wo)Man |
If I could be a scientist, I would work with my friend, Boyd, on his time machine theory.
If I could be a farmer, I would plant a community crop that would be funded by its local shareholders. Families could come and pick fresh, organic produce. I stole this idea from Better Homes and Gardens.
If I could be a musician, I would play the violin with Dave Matthews Band.
If I could be a doctor, I would be a pediatrician. They're a dying breed.
If I could be a painter, I would paint murals in homes and businesses.
If I could be a gardener, I would have the best smelling roses in the tri-state area. (Actually, I don't think that "tri" thing applies to Oklahoma.)
If I could be a missionary, I would minister to childrens orphanages in South America. Rance better watch out. I'd probably adopt enough of them to form our own baseball team.
If I could be a chef, I would serve the best meals any soup kitchen ever had.
If I could be an architect, I would design energy efficient, handicap accessible buildings that would stand for eternity.
If I could be a linguist, I would decipher George Bush's Texan for the entire nation.
If I could be a psychologist, I would specialize in marriage counseling. Maybe they could teach me a thing or two.
If I could be a librarian, I would invest most of my time creating a virtual Internet library.
If I could be an athlete, I would win the Olympic gold in rowing.
If I could be a lawyer, I would put pedophiles, murderers, and drug dealers away for good.
If I could be an innkeeper, I would leave my light on for everyone, even non-paying customers.
If I could be a professor, I would teach math and my students would love coming to class.
If I could be a writer, I would write children's books.
If I could be a backup dancer, Usher wouldn't know what hit him.
If I could be a llama-rider, uh, uh, huh? I guess if I were WinAmp, I'd whip the llama's ass.
If I could be a bonnie pirate, I'd sail the seven seas and open cheap fast food seafood restaurants around the world.
If I could be a midget stripper, I'd donate half of my earnings to the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation.
If I could be a proctologist, I'd retire early.
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host, I'd make sure I had Oprah as a mentor.
If I could be an actor, I would not date Angelina Jolie.
If I could be a judge, for every defendent found guilty, their lawyer would have to serve the sentence out, too.
If I could be a Jedi, I'd sell my sword on eBay after I stomped all of the bad guys.
If I could be a mob boss, I'd hit the mob with rubber bullets and tell them to go home.
What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you).
Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.
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If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
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If I could be a Jedi...
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Thanks to Redhead Mommy for thinking of me. I'd like to pass this on to Miss Cherie, Aunt Trina, and Joolee. |
| posted by ieatcrayonz @ 4/28/2005 |
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